I pitched a double header in San Jose today, probably due to the fact that I had a Naked Green Machine health drink and banana nut bread for breakfast. Don’t be gross and think it was green. Dirty. My bathroom experience was below average at this hoop. The toilet was obviously not a place for poop but it was a bit of an emergency. The highlight was the writing on the wall that read “silly faggets dicks are 4 chix.” I know some words are misspelled but I wanted to be accurate and report the news as is. There’s not much else to say about this can. Thanks.