January 2012
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Last Night
As jokes go it’s probably not the most amusing. But it’s the retelling of this joke that makes it riotous. Pete is a solid Tom Cruise height Englishman with a fuzz on his dome and character on his face, and although he’s been in this country for close to half his life, which he’s come to realize, after serious introspection, means “fuck all”, he’s still...
Jan 30th
TOP TEN ALBUMS OF 2011
ACTION BRONSON - DR. LECTER THE BLACK KEYS - EL CAMINO WILLIAM ELLIOT WHITMORE - FIELD SONGS LOUIS CK - HILARIOUS & LIVE AT THE BEACON THEATER  MAYER HAWTHORNE - HOW DO YOU DO ADELE - 21 J-ROCC - SOME COLD ROCK STUFF DRIVE MOTION PICTURE SOUNDTRACK NORM MACDONALD - ME DOING STAND UP METRONOMY - THE ENGLISH RIVIERA
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August 2011
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ListenMmmmm, I want me somebody to hold my hand Somebody...
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May 26th
“Be drunken Always. That’s the point. Nothing else matters; If you would...”
– Baudelaire
May 12th
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DEFINITION OF COOL: MAYER HAWTHORNE
I’ve been looping his thirteen tracked, pimpsauced, so boss debut album ‘A Strange Arrangement’ for over a year now and I’ve been snagging up Mayer’s table scraps, 2010’s bootlegged ‘No Strings’ and yesterday’s ‘Mr. Blue Sky’, ever since. While he’s been hustling these vintage sounds for a minute, it’s not the...
May 11th
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HOW TO USE A FORK: PROLOGUE
The three tined implement is set beside you and then it is taken in hand. The device is then, in an inept, recently developed manner, maneuvered towards ones plate to either impale or place food on the utensil. The device, accompanied by the sustenance, is then journeyed towards the lowest hole in ones head to nourish the wielder.  Now it dawned on me that I can’t recall the day I was taught...
May 9th
FIGHT TO WIN
I’ve never been the kid in the winning circle and that’s part of the problem now. In spite of that, I’m ready. I’m strong in mind and heart. I’ve got the tools, the talent and I’ve developed a callus for failure that I’ve never had. But not a soul can be swayed to believe otherwise. I’m that underachieving runner-up they’ve come to know and...
May 8th
WHY DO ZOMBIES EAT BRAINS?
and here is yet another article for http://brill.tumblr.com/ … It is lore that zombies are the work of Haitian Voodoo or witchcraft in variety. On the Voodoo tip, it’s very much a hypnotic brain fuck-a-roo induced by two drugs, tetrodotoxin and datura. Tetrodotoxin is a powerful and often fatal neurotoxin that blocks the rapid sodium iron current in the myocytes surrounding the cardiac...
May 6th
April 2011
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A GREAT LIGHT HAS GONE OUT
Sidney Lumet wasn’t the reason I wanted to become a filmmaker, but his “way”  is without a doubt the reason I fell in love with being a director. Now I’m not one to fawn over the famed and I’d be the first to say “Who gives a flying fudge pop about Nate Dog or Elizabeth Taylor?” But when one of the two directors that I have an absolute passion for, a...
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January 2011
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Jan 27th
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Jan 21st
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THE BROTHERS OF CHICO DUSTY
It’s no secret that my wiener gets girth from listening to The Black Keys. Not that I would blow them or anything, but if their sound was phallic in some magical way, yeah I’d probably go down on it and totally tap that. That being said I’d like to take the time to apologize to the people who I love and respect in my family, if you’re reading this. Moving on, The Brothers...
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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THE BOW OUT
It’s been days since I’ve rambled off the adventures of “Vinnie and the Heinous Gallbladder.” Hmm change Vinnie to Harry and I think we can keep that series going. Any balls, I was released Monday morning and with help from loved ones and the hospital I made my way to Hampton Inn. I made my farewell to Poudre and the incredible staff, Meghan, Suzie, Jessica from billing...
Jan 13th
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FORT COLLINS
Mehgan my night nurse helped coddle me through the night and the morning. I may have overworked myself yesterday because when I woke up this morning I was extremely sore. But cut to a few hours later after a shower, jello and some vicotin I’m feeling right as rain. Suzie came in about 9ish and she’s been pushing me everyday to get a move on  and to get better. Now I’m completely...
Jan 9th
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SEATTLE
This being our first hotel stay it was somewhat more comfortable than couch surfing, but it just so happened to be a bit more suffocating. But a couple of Tylenol P.M.’s and I shut that party down about 3 am in the morning. I woke to some milk and graham crackers with Matt, Vy and Heidi  milling around the nearest coffee pot as we headed to our first destination. Seattle’s space...
Jan 8th
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PORTLAND
I took on some pain killers and new years eve while in the city that’s known for birthing Mel Blanc, the actor best known for his voice as Bugs Bunny. In addition to that silly rabbit, Portland has some of the best people around. So easy to talk to and quick to laugh, it became a trip favorite. I unfortunately laid up a good amount of my days full of pain. I also spent an evening editing...
Jan 8th
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Dec 31st
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END OF DAY TWO
Before we bounced out of San Jose we scored a cargo holder and we loaded it up with some of the swag that’s been knocking around and we gained  a bit more foot room. I was especially stoked that I could lean my seat back. I’m no longer sitting upright. We made it to Sac-TOWN! after a few stops along the way, like for snow cables which we desperately needed and my quest for the perfect...
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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De dos días!
Up in the mother fuckin AM. We slept in thanks to the sleeping fairies that forgot to set the pixie alarms. Mainly just Matt… but I like the visual of Matt with little fairy wings paired with his squeaky, steamy dome. I feel like a million buck-a-roos on the upity up. I took some pain pills for my back just didn’t agree with the couch I surfed last night. Ha “Caught my first tube...
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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And so it begins...
It’s 5:30 in the am and I arrived at the RAW office in Laguna Hills. Heidi and Matt are waiting with fervent grins on their mugs. We spent sometime jamming our pimped out ride with all of our lively possessions except my stupid hard drive that I loaded up with editing software and most importantly my movies and iTunes. We shall reunite in Redding when we make it there tomorrow night....
Dec 29th
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Dec 14th
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Before Bodie was born we drank, we partied and we gave gifts… and we drank some more. 
Dec 14th
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Here’s a video I did for the Boadster when the little nugget was freshly born. He has yet to grow in to a full blown mayne but I’ll cut him some slack for being such an awesome little bugger. 
Dec 14th
CONTENT CONTENT CONTENT!!
I have yet to upload new things to my blog due to my overwhelming state of being. But “don’t sweat it honey” I have more than enough things going on next month, mainly going on the road to 17 major US cities, to keep my blog overloaded with videos and blogs that utilize my unique voice that’ll keep you busy reading till doomsday. Keep a look out for a Swoop Video...
Dec 14th